If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied...

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

No freedom is absolute.

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

And much, much more.

Perjury

Do you think the TikTok controversy played a role in ByteDance's plan to spend over $12 billion on AI in 2025?

Trade secrets

HIPAA violations

False advertising

How would you advertise if you wanted to be a "tour guide" who can take you through the dark web while warning you what not to look at and not to click on?

Revealing classified information

Child pornography

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

There's no international protocol on what to do if an asteroid strikes Earth - theregister.com

Terroristic threats